English Joke about dead person.
After a few months living in Saudi Arabia, Ron came home. His neighbor visited to listen to his interesting story.
"Did you learn Arabic, Ron?" asked Robert.
"Yea, of course. But a little," Ron smiled.
"What is elephant in Arabic?" his neighbor asked curiously.
"Sorry. It's too big. I don't know the big one," Ron replied.
"Oh, what about flea? Do you know it?" his neighbor asked another thing.
"It's too small. I didn't learn the small one," Ron answered.
"So what do you learn?" his neighbor mumbled.
"Not much. I know the Arabic of dead person," Ron said.
"What is dead person in Arabic?" his neighbor asked impatiently.