Seorang pasien sedang menunggu giliran periksa. Setelah 10 menit menunggu, tibalah waktunya untuk masuk ruang praktek dokter. Terjadilah percakapan antara dokter dan pasien tersebut (dalam Bahasa Inggris).
Patient: Good evening, Doc.
Doctor: Good evening. Have a seat, please!
Patient: Thanks, Doc.
Doctor: Can I help you?
Patient: I got headache, sir.
Doctor: How long have you got it?
Patient: Whole week.
Doctor: Do you drink coffee?
Patient: No, Sir.
Doctor: Do you sleep well every night?
Patient: Yes, Sir.
Doctor: Do you eat meat very often?
Patient: No, Sir.
Doctor: Do you have money?
Patient: No, Sir. I don't have any money. I was fired from my work.
Doctor: Ow. Okay. Here is one hundred thousand for you.
Patient: Really, Sir?
Doctor: Yes. It's for you.
Patient: Oh, my God. My headache is lost.
Doctor: Yes. Please, get out and find another job.
thanks very much.... Gan
BalasHapus